Young black man wearing casual clothes, with airpods and smartwatch on in the process of his workout
This doesn't look like water
An important part of your day
Modern times jedi
My watch is smarter than me and i'm still not over it
Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real
If there was a world record for the lack of enthusiasm i'd not even take the first place, i'd be in jury
Maintain your water balance, kids
Few more seconds and i die like this and they'll have to discover my body clutching two blue dumbbells, with abba blasting in my earpods
Elegant black man sitting at the table in the office
I wish i could feel something
It's important to stay hydrated
I'm gonna unenthusiastically punch you in the face and you will be apathetically sorry
Gotta be precise, one drop on my new white shoes and i'll never forgive myself
Young black man wearing casual clothes, with airpods and smartwatch on in the process of his workout
Yeah, maybe i don't know how to fight, but bold of you to assume this is gonna stop me
Feel the determination i exude
Checking out some new business apps
Elegant middle-aged business man using his tablet
Water and vodka sound so similar, everyone could mix them up by mistake, for example, me, for example, not by mistake
Nothing brings me joy anymore
Who is rene magritte
Haven't had this much fun in years
They're gonna be here in a minute
Elegant middle-aged business man showing his tablet
Elegant middle-aged business man using his tablet
Don't let my smile distract you
Did you too think it was a cabbage on the preview
Always one the move
No matter how busy you are there's always time to have fun
Running away from my problems
Young black man wearing casual clothes, with airpods and smartwatch on in the process of his workout
